By: Tim Barker

Tim Barker — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 17:42:27 +0000

To me its just like filling up main street with trillions of dollars of hundred dollar bills flying around the street, then the bank goes on the news and says come one, come all, credit doesnt matter, job doesnt matter, just come on down here to main street and grab as many hundred dollar bills as you can, no requirements. 25million people show up to main st to finally get their free $100 bills, the poor are finally going to get a piece of the pie. so heres the rules. everyone starts here at the start line and you have 2 hours to run up and down this street and grab as many hundred dollar bills as possible, then once the 2 hours is up you will hear a buzzer and you have to get the finish line where we will be waiting for you all to see how well you all did. So everyone starts running around picking up the hundred dollar bills, people are loaded, there is no more room in the pockets, people have hundreds falling out of thier ears, then the buzzer goes off and the game is up, everyone to the finish line to find out that there are lawyers and cops and judges to say, now that you fell for our scam we are taking all those hundred dollar bills back plus all the money you all brought with you today, plus your credit cards and your cars, thank you for participating in this cruel social experiment that you all failed and there is buses waiting around the corner to take you all to the shelter, please leave your keys with the bailiff.

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By: Tim Barker