Comments on: Now Hiring | Media Relations Director Job at MERSCORP, Inc.

By: Fed Up in Mass.

Fed Up in Mass. — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 23:06:34 +0000

Job Perks:

You get a free illegally foreclosed house to live in, and a bullet proof vest.

Sorry… can’t help myself sometimes!!

Kathleen Burt — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:04:20 +0000

LOL. We should flood them wtth applications!

Katheryn — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:09:05 +0000

Prerequisites

Pre-diagnosed Psychopathic Liar

How to Screw People in a Pleasant Efficient Manner with a Smile

Magic 101 – Watch the assignments Disappear

Learn the Motto (MERS) Masking Electronic Records Simply

Experience in Mortgage, Banking, Housing Industry Fraud

Excellent Verbal and Written Communication Skills Needed for Bamboozling

BS Degree (not Bachelor of Science) Bull Shit Degree

Expert in PR Management (because shit is always hitting the fan)

Act as a Back-Up for Vice-President (same as above and)

Ability to Act Quickly and Demonstrate Poise in a Crises Situation (same as above)

I’m sure they can recruit from Bank (Fraud) of America as they have had massive layoffs and many probably fit the requirements well.

High Reqard for Ethics not Required

TheHutMaster — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:04:34 +0000

LMFAO!

I have 500 roug applicants in now.

“Fight The Good Fight”