Wrong People Arrested on Wall Street
Goldman Boss: ‘Thought They Were Finally Coming for Us’
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Millions of Americans cheered the news on Friday that arrests had finally been made on Wall Street, but were soon disappointed to learn that the wrong people had been taken into custody.
“I was like, finally they’re going to get those bastards,” said Tracy Klugian, 27, of Queens, New York, whose hopes were raised by an “Arrests on Wall Street” graphic he saw on CNN. “I guess it was too good to be true.”
NYPD spokesman Frank Hannefy explained the controversial decision to arrest Occupy Wall Street protesters while leaving the people who had brought the nation’s economy to the brink of Armageddon unmolested.
“As far as soulless individuals pillaging the country for their personal gain, that’s none of our business,” he said. “But we’ll be damned if we’re going to let people march on newly seeded grass.”
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I do so wish that I were a fly on the wall inside Wall Street banksters offices….I mean, really, they have to be just a little afraid of all those people there in OWS, right? I would bet that the exec’s aren’t even coming to the main offices these past 4 weeks…hiding out in their homes or off-shore somewhere.
Bobbi….I would say they all carry fear wherever they go….what lurks in the shadows…especially since the world has heard the truth…..and none can judge who is their friend or foe….
Thank you Borowitz. A little parody is always appreciated!!
Who seeds grass in Sept or Oct……bullshit……NYPD spokesman, Frank Hennefy!
You do get that this is satire, right?
IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT A SATIRE……I WAS THERE……….HEARD HIM MYSELF!
ROB…You did say you went to New York…..right? Were you raised there…? I did not realize you went there for the Occupy…..if so…you are a man of his word….a real fighter….and NO..I am not trying to get your vote back…I am giving credit where credit is due.
Yes Marilyn…..Been there…..done that and I may be going back from the 27th of Oct until the 15th of Nov……..but I have the advantage of family there in lower Manhattan and the Bronx………and you just earned one point toward your vote…..you politician…you.
Marilyn……..I wasn’t truthful to mb,ny,ny, though when I was asked such a stupid question…….the wall street banksters and brokesters are fleeing for another movement……….to the outhouse, which is where they are gonna’ end up when they lose their penthouse!
Ummm…Rob….I think in both movements… they will lose control….need I say more?????
Marilyn……….wee, wee!