Oh, Bob…

You left out sooooo many things…

Let’s chalk this one up to Saturday night humor, kinda, cause it really isn’t funny, but hey, how else do we cope…

His list, with my comments and links…

Be sure to check out the relevant link in each of the top ten “considerations.”

1. Invest in a home inspection

To look for any dead bodies…

2. Seek out information on the house’s history

He is not talking about a toxic title history, he is talking about the house history…

“The SPDS typically reveals any known material defects related to the property and provides the buyer with a historical perspective of the home, its maintenance, as well as any repairs or additions performed under the previous ownership,”

3. De-winterize the home

After the Jackbooted thugs trashed it out from the previous owners…

4. Check for plumbing problems

Or how about Sewer Service? Especially if you are DEAD…

5. Investigate mechanical, water-heating, and electrical systems

Cause there might some fish in the freezer…

6. Look for signs of deferred maintenance

Good one… Why? Well,  here we have a House Full of Rats & Bank Don’t Care…

7. Check for foundation cracks, roof, leaks and other exterior damage

Might want to look out for Bulldozers too…

8. Conduct a sewer scope

More sewer service… This time it was on a service member…

9. Resolve any liens

Now that’s funny…

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10. Re-key all the locks

Cause if you don’t, they will…

And make sure you hire some high level security…

Welcome to (bank of) America

“They wore black shirts with images of handguns on the front and the word “Agent” emblazoned on the back, Kacie Justice said. Their truck was black with tinted windows. “It was just scary,” Justice said.”

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You can check out Bob’s details here…

But I think I covered it the way it should of been…

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