“Fraud, Fraud Lorraine Brown”
(Sung to the tune of “Bad, Bad Leroy Brown” by Jim Croce)
(Play the video above to sing along if you don’t know the tune)
On the north side of Atlanta
The biggest “doc shop” around
And if the note’s not there
You didn’t have a care
You’d just ask for Lorraine Brown
Now Lorraine was in trouble
The banks sent more work than she could forge
All the notaries would witness robo-signers
All the pens held by high schoolers
It was fraud, fraud Lorraine Brown
The biggest scam in the whole meltdown
Adding that fake allonge
Nothing but the banks’ lapdog
Now Lorraine was a forger
And her style was “sloppy faux”
And they liked to sign the name “Linda Green”
On everybody’s note
She bought up all the pens at Staples
She cleaned out Office Depot too
She had 32-gallon drums of “White Out” for fun
Her fraud stuck like Elmer’s Glue
It was fraud, fraud Lorraine Brown
The biggest scam in the whole meltdown
Adding that fake allonge
Nothing but the banks’ lapdog
Finally, couple months ago
Lorraine was read her rights
She’ll spend time behind bars
Hope her job’s scrubbing toilets
To her victims that sounds nice
Lorraine’s cast of robo-signers
Helped steal homes by the millions
Lorraine Brown’s karmic lesson
Fraud and robo-signing put her in the “pen”
It was fraud, fraud Lorraine Brown
The biggest scam in the whole meltdown
Adding that fake allonge
Nothing but the banks’ lapdog
Yeah she was adding that fake allonge
Nothing but the banks’ lapdog
By Wrongedfellow
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not soon enough Gwen
So when are mozilla and wells fargo and chase execs going to jail?