Snakes Foreclosing on Snakes | Oh, Serpents! Thought You Said it had Servants

Foreclosing on a Bunch of Snakes

They say there are snake pits on Wall Street.

Chase has learned there are snake pits on Main Street too.

Last year, the J.P. Morgan Chase banking unit foreclosed on a home near Rexburg, Idaho, that is infested with garter snakes.

They slide through the yard, the crawl space, the walls, the ceilings, even across the floors. Sure, they’re harmless, but there are perhaps thousands of them. They give off malodorous secretions when alarmed, and can even leave the well water tasting a bit like the way they smell.

Two families have fled the house in scenes reminiscent of horror-film classics. One turned to a local TV station in 2006 to document the infestation, complaining of not being able to sleep at night. The video is still available on YouTube and is doing absolutely nothing for sales.

Check out the resssssssst here…


9 Responses to “Snakes Foreclosing on Snakes | Oh, Serpents! Thought You Said it had Servants”
  1. Maggie May says:


  2. Anthony says:

    Officially released news: Jamie Dimon along with other billionaires own Barrack OBama. Hence the Court’s ordered to approves most Plaintiff Banker Motions and expedite forelosure.

  3. Pamela says:

    Similar to “snakes on a plane” only these are in a house.Now watch the bank say thier not the property owner so they are not responsible for getting rid of them.Actually I’d rather live with the snakes than live with the slimey bankster gangsters owning my home.Yeah given a choice I’ll go with the snakes at least they don’t lie and they don’t try to screw you.

  4. Jason Werner says:

    Such an insult to snakes!

  5. Meg says:

    This story was funny… LOL!!!

  6. maggie may says:

    GOOD 1

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