Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’

WASHINGTON—Striking down the judicial precedent that established the legal supremacy of right over wrong more than two centuries ago, the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday overturned Right v. Wrong.

The landmark reversal—a bitterly contested 5-4 decision that has been widely praised by murderers, rapists, bigots, usurers, and pro-wrong advocates nationwide—nullifies all previously lawful forms of right and makes it very difficult for Americans to make ethical decisions or be generally decent human beings without facing criminal charges.

“It is the opinion of this court that the Constitution was crafted in such a manner as to uphold and encourage practices that are not right and, ideally, are very wrong,” Justice Antonin Scalia wrote for the majority, which also in­cluded Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Anthony Kennedy, and John Roberts. “Despite the compelling case for goodness, truth, and justice made by our predecessors in the case of Right v. Wrong, we firmly believe that malice, dishonesty, and injustice were the framers’ original intent.”

“The ruling today rights an age-old wrong in which right has consistently, and unconstitutionally, prevailed,” Justice Alito wrote in a concurring opinion, adding that the decision between right and wrong did not present a difficult choice for him. “It is clear the earlier court erred when issuing the Right decision.

The ruling in Right v. Wrong was handed down in 1790 by the Supreme Court’s six original members, all of whom sided with the plaintiff, prompting Chief Justice John Jay to write, “It is the emphatic province and duty of this highest judicial tribunal to rule in favor of Right, as the argument in support of Right is the right one, and the argument in support of Wrong is the wrong one.”

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And yes, this is an ONION piece which is purely SATIRE.


14 Responses to “Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’”
  1. lvent says:

    Bloomberg televising US ATTORNEY PRESS CONFERENCE about bust on hedge funds managers. He said the fraud is massive…!

    • lvent says:

      they arrested 7 hedge fund managers…..the fraud is over insider trading of dell stock…this is not about the massive mortgage fraud…WTF?

  2. lvent says:

    Come on people… far from the truth is this? Not very….for the love of God,….they already ruled money is speech and corporations are people…! Judge napalitano of fox business does a what if……segment… what if the government had too much control over our lives….? Guess what?….they do!!!!! The truth is sometimes scarier than fiction..wake up..!. Government/Corporate totalitarianism is on our doorstep…!

    • lvent says:

      Ndaa proves the threat to our freedom and national security is at defcon 4….these globalists think we were put here to serve them….and they should own and control everything….it is their satanic right to own and rule the planet…they also think there are too many of us….worse than that they want us to believe their lies…and too many people do…! They want to enslave us with the debt that their perps at the FEDERAL RESERVE and WALL STREET create out of thin air….and they also want us to believe their FAKE WAR on terror…they declared war on us under the guise of debt and a fake war on terror…do your homework….the truth is in plain sight……do. it now before they take your Internet away under the guise of copyright infringement….the SOPA LAW….!

      • lvent says:

        They overturn Right v. Wrong….with lies all of the time…..!!!!!

      • lvent says:

        Obama said today their will be no keystone pipeline….! He would rather buy our natural resources from the foreignors……his minions and cohorts and give them the money and the jobs….impeach that globalist…..! Hope and change to obama is a new world order…!

      • lvent says:

        CNBC reporting the FBI about to announce several arrests in their insider trading probe of wall street..

  3. sandy Jolley says:

    This is not funny! Everyday people who have lost hope and been harmed might guve up altogether upon reading this and believing it. People need to be inspired and uplifted. People need to be empowered to move forward and know that others are “doing the right thing”. I have to ask what is the purpose of publishing this? What did you think people would feel? I’m pretty sure it isn’t empowered, uplifted or inspired.

    Honestly, What were you thinking?

    • sandy Jolley says:

      i would like to see any comments

      • lvent says:

        People need to wake up and realize this has happened to them because our government threw them under the bus…starting with the federal reserve……they want us to kill ourselves..the less of us there are, the easier we are to control… we need to remove them….not ourselves…!

  4. qwester says:

    We have sufficient real grief due to the mendacious character of our media and financial industries that we need not indulge in satire, the coward’s respite from abuse. Present day support for Right continues to crest while true Wrong requires the finest inquiry for detection. It is only in the unreasoning mind of the fool that everything, even Right, seems wrong unless it sates some overindulged and indolent expectation. We have the world our parents gave us and surpassing them we excel at understanding and improvement. The brain bent, gender grafted, substance synthesized, electronically connected, crazy cohort contaminates the present with useless sound and view not worth even this paltry comment.

    • lvent says:

      qwester…the U.S.Government is the reason why we have sufficient grief…the politicians and their minions and cohorts who are the traitors from within who helped manufacture our demise….! They want us to blame ourselves and believe their lies…well, the tables are turning…

  5. DONNA DE ANGELO says:

    This is a joke ? right?
    Is this a joke or is this for real?
    it can’t be real who’s playing a joke on me ?
    I am being Punk’d ?
    Ashton ?
    You did this ? You punk’d me

    Did u do this to see how fired up I get?

  6. Bobbi Swann says:

    Satire? Yes…..too far from the truth? No. Then again satire is irony and ridicule but ask yourself how close irony comes to real life!

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