Spain’s ‘high-class hookers refuse to sleep with bankers until they open up credit lines to cash-strapped families’

Oddly enough this is NOT an Onion story…

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A national sex strike! Spain’s ‘high-class hookers refuse to sleep with bankers until they open up credit lines to cash-strapped families’

Top-end prostitutes say strike to continue until bankers offer credit
Spain preparing for general strike on Thursday against austerity cuts
PM promises to deliver ‘tough budget’ on Friday

Spain’s high-class escorts are refusing to have sex with the nation’s bankers – until they open up credit lines to cash-strapped families and firms.

Madrid’s top-end prostitutes say their indefinite strike will continue until bank employees ‘fulfil their responsibility to society’ and start offering bigger loans for struggling Spaniards, it has been claimed.

Sneaky bankers were trying to circumvent the protest by claiming to be architects or engineers, the sex-workers said.

But this was ‘not fooling anyone’ because, as one escort revealed: ‘It has been many years since these professionals could afford rates that start from €300 per hour.’

The capital’s largest luxury prostitute trade association, which is reportedly initiating the strike, said: ‘We are the only ones with a real ability to pressure the sector.

We have been on strike for three days now and we don’t think they can withstand much more,’ added the woman, known as Ana MG.

It said the move came after one of its members, Lucia, pressured a bank employee client to grant a loan by halting her ‘sexual services’.

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