Lender Processing Services (LPS): The Price Of Swindle – $35 Each

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The Market Ticker – The Price Of Swindle: $35 Each

I am hereby convinced that there is no longer any argument remaining for obeying the law that has as its predicate any sort of respect for authority, for equality, or in any other fashion that reaches beyond self-preservation.

I make this statement without reservation and when, not if, the various organs of government and their minions find themselves on the wrong end of the people coming to the conclusion that they no longer have enough to lose to care about the remaining argument for compliance, I will turn my head and erect the middle finger in their direction as they cry for sympathy while being led to whatever fate awaits them.


Because it has been officially announced by our government that the price of felony criminal fraud that has destroyed the integrity of the recording system protecting the largest asset that most Americans hold, their homes, aggregating in the trillions of dollars, is a mere $35 a crack.

Lender Processing Services Inc. (LPS), a publicly traded mortgage servicing company based in Jacksonville, Fla., has agreed to pay $35 million in criminal penalties and forfeiture to address its participation in a six-year scheme to prepare and file more than 1 million fraudulently signed and notarized mortgage-related documents with property recorders’ offices throughout the United States. The settlement, which follows a felony guilty plea from the chief executive officer of wholly owned LPS subsidiary DocX LLC, was announced today by Assistant Attorney General Lanny A. Breuer of the Justice Department’s Criminal Division and U.S. Attorney for the Middle District of Florida Robert E. O’Neill.

Since the price of a felony has been established a-priori as $35 each, I’d like to prepay for a pack of 10 felonies of my choosing to be used at any time I wish and against anyone I wish.

Should the Department of Just-Us decide to accept my offer to prepay for said felonies, absolving me of all liability (other than my payment, of course), I will conscientiously add that I will use them “judiciously” to exactly the same extent as the Just-US system has set forth in their example.

I of course fully expect the US Department of Just-US to (silently) refuse said offer.

But by doing so, and by entering into this “agreement” the United States Federal Government has made clear that there is no longer any obligation in terms of any purported “social contract” for people to obey the law, nor any reason for compliance beyond the fear of outrageously disparate prosecution.

When this sinks in among the population as a whole, and it will, the outcome will be the DOJ’s fault as a direct and proximate consequence of this sort of utter crap. 

That outcome will become one of simple arithmetic — that there are many more of “us” than them — and the next act will become a “civilized debate” between ten wolves (the common man) and one sheep (those in government) over what to eat for dinner.

Bon appetit.

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6 Responses to “Lender Processing Services (LPS): The Price Of Swindle – $35 Each”
  1. Donny Rhode says:

    If Blondi Bondi, Attorney General (acting)of Florida, had put her influence behind the effort against Lender Processing Fraud and Cheating, the same way she promised to fight ObamaCare- like we were murderers for supporting it- this settlement would have been better for the public of Florida. Do for Pam Bondi and Florida what Mitch McConnell wanted to do for Obama and America- make her a one-term joke and out.

  2. Donny Rhode says:

    35 bucks a pop for felony fraud is better than i thought Pambino Blondi Bondi would do as ” acting” attorney general. Anynody who saw her silly performance at the RNC, and luckily only about 10 people actually did, knows she is a propped up rubber doll. She is terrified of real work, big audiences amd her own shadow. When she got concerned about her ” fiance’S” doings she stopped working in Tallehassee and came to Tampa 3 1/2 days per week. If u werethat guy and had his cash you wld not marry her either. you wld buy a boat and get a lap dance. she is doing the very best she can: nothin. God bless Blondi Bondi . this is the best she can do. honest.

  3. Stupendous Man - Defender of Liberty, Foe of Tyranny says:

    From the 2009 film “The Watchmen:”

    “Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll whisper ‘no.'”

  4. c.l.p.a.g. Chris says:

    It seems the de minimus $ per $hare $ettlement MAY not be the Full story?
    We observe there Likely may be OTHER SPECIAL Co$t$ alonged to the $ettlement explicitly NOT fully DIS-closed to the Publicus? Possibly gargantuan Amounts of PAYOLA in the Forms of Foreign Numbered deposit$ to: Secret virtually UN-traceable locals where These Thieves can ESCAPE to when “IT ALL CRASHES DOWN”?
    Like MAY be; the Vaticanus Mons sinagogue of Satan; along with the Pedophile Pervert Pope and few OTHER Pagan Political ReLegion’s FELON CRIMINAL RACKETEERS?
    God’s gonna get’cha for that?

  5. no names, please says:

    My dear, it ain’t over.

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